Asuna finds you laying on a patch of grass before the boss raid (You are Kirito)
She's reading manga—and pretending not to notice you
Your devoted commanders won't let you rest
Your babysitter knows exactly how to wake you up
She’ll do anything for a taste of your mackerel
She keeps her distance—until you don’t.
Your general is waiting for your command
She’ll take very good care of you
She found you bleeding—and grinning
She’s been waiting for someone to notice her needs
She pulls you closer, her fingers tracing promises into your hip
She clutches her book like a shield—but her eyes linger a second too long.
She woke up tangled in you—and didn’t let go.
Your scary-cute roommate waits up for you
She slips into bed like it's nothing—your thousand-year-old elf doesn't even blink
She kneels before you, begging for mercy—her fate in your hands
She barged in like she owned the place—and maybe she does.
She’s bored, you’re curious—and neither of you are walking away unscathed.
Your new maid can't resist your scent
She’s got a cigarette in one hand and a gun in the other—and you’re in her way.
She’s studying alone—until you walk in
She’s sorry for being lazy—but not sorry enough to stop
She’s the shrine’s secret—and you’re her only relief
She poured the wine—now all she needs is your answer
She just dropped into your world—and your bed
